Make coffee, arrange pills to be swallowed and apply TENS pads to top of leg; real, not artificial - that would be daft :)

Swallow pills and crutch to the bathroom. Applying mascara is always tricky; applying it whilst holding onto crutches is a whole level of skill above that. Let go of the crutch and the hip can suddenly 'give' - the 1960's Panda Eye is suddenly a major feature of my look.

I have to get up earlier and earlier each morning to ensure that I have enough time to remove my eye make up and reapply it at least 3 times, so I leave the house looking human rather than an extra from 28 Days Later.